I don't want your products, business "opportunities", or other bs such as filming any video for public viewing (such as a social media site) or profit (such as onlyfans). I will take legal action if necessary to take down any video or picture that is made public without my consent (it's not good to post any pictures of others without consent period).
I WILL NOT INVOLVE MYSELF WITH CHEATING, AT ALL, EVER. DON'T CONTACT ME! I HATE CHEATERS!
No phone sex, sexting, cybersex, etc...
No long distance
If you can't host leave me alone because I can't host, ever. You may be the nicest guy and great in bed, but nobody has enough *** for hotels every week and I am not having sex in a car.
Please read this before messaging me.
I don't like a bunch of facial hair, quite frankly I prefer none, but a small amount of well groomed and short hair is okay.
No couples other than friends or possibly a swinging-ish experience with my fwb (M). I am not your unicorn I am an attention whore.
I will not be engaging in any unprotected sex other than oral at all. Don't bother asking because the answer is no.
No relationships. I don't want a relationship and I am not getting involved with yours. So assume that unless I literally talk to your partner I will not get involved with you.
No poly. I don't want a relationship with anyone.
I am fucking other people and I will continue to do so.
I am not going south of Longmont, west of Estes Park, north of Wellington, or East of Winsor unless it's a special occasion.
I can't host, at all, ever.
Disrespectful jerks will not get a response.
Absolutely no anti-vaxx conspiracy theorists. I will block you and any harassment will get you reported.
If you don't say anything about yourself on your profile or in your message I am not going to respond.
If I don't respond or I tell you I am busy don't turn into a jerk.
No d pics in the first message and be respectful.
Don't say racist crap and expect me to touch you.
For fuck's sake I shouldn't have to say some of this stuff.
Thanks.
I want to make friends and have some fun. I'm about 5 feet tall and curvy. I don't drink. I do smoke, but I don't do it around people who don't. I am disabled and I have meds that suppress my immune system so if you are contagious or unvaccinated please leave me alone. Ask me anything respectfully and I will probably answer. I am a little shy in person and I am a bit of a newbie/coming back. I am bi and I am open to being with transgender people. I have never been with anyone who is NB, but open to it. I'm submissive or nuetural and I really can't be a dom. I will let people do some things like fisting if I like them, but I am not necessarily into those things. I would also probably try almost anything not on my "hard limit" that isn't illegal or messes with my medical problems (mostly *** and mobility). My kinks and limits are below if you are curious. On a side note I am not bragging, but I am great in bed and I love every hole getting used so if you can't last don't bother. I love to fuck for hours if you don't want that or can't do it please don't waste my time.
Fetishes Into: "A filthy mind but too shy to ask" (everything to do with it), "actually reading people's profiles!" (everything to do with it), "you're a filthy little slut, aren't you?" (receiving), Affection, Affectionate Domination, Aftercare (everything to do with it), Aftercare Cuddles, Anal (receiving), Anal Beads, Anal Fingering, Anal Play, Anal Sex (receiving), Anal Training (receiving), Ass Licking, Ass Play (receiving), Ass to Mouth, Attention (receiving), Bare Bottom Spanking (receiving), Bare Handed Spanking (receiving), BDSM (everything to do with it), Be a good girl and do as you're told (everything to do with it), Being a cock hungry slut (everything to do with it), Being called a good girl (receiving), Being Cummed On, Big Tits (everything to do with it), Bisexuality (everything to do with it), Biting (receiving), Blow Jobs (everything to do with it), blowjob with eye contact (giving), Breasts, Butt Plugs (receiving), Cocksucking (giving), Collars (wearing), condoms (everything to do with it), consent (everything to do with it), Creampie Cleanup, Cuckold, Cuckolding, Cuddles (everything to do with it), Cuddling, Cuddling Naked, Cuddling with benefits, Cum (everything to do with it), cum slut (everything to do with it), Cunnilingus (everything to do with it), D/s (everything to do with it), Deep Throating (giving), Dildos (everything to do with it), Double Penetration (everything to do with it), Eating Her Pussy and Making Her Cum (everything to do with it), Eating Pussy (everything to do with it), Enemas, Erotic Massage, Face Slapping (receiving), Facesitting (everything to do with it), Facials, Female Ejaculation (everything to do with it), fingering (everything to do with it), FMF threesomes, Forehead Kisses, Gangbangs (everything to do with it), Giving Her Orgasms Until She Begs You to Stop (everything to do with it), Group Sex (everything to do with it), Hair Pulling (everything to do with it), Handjobs (giving), Honesty, Humor, Interracial Sex, Licking, light bdsm (everything to do with it), Light Bondage (everything to do with it), Long Hair (giving), Massage, Massages (receiving), Master/Slave (everything to do with it), Masturbation (everything to do with it), Mistress/slave (everything to do with it), Mistresses with Strap-Ons (receiving), MMF Threesomes, Multiple Orgasms (receiving), Neck Biting, Obedience Training (receiving), Oral Sex (everything to do with it), Orgy, Outdoor sex (everything to do with it), praise while gagging/choking on cock (receiving), pulling your hair while I fuck your face (receiving), Punishment (receiving), purposely making him hard in public (giving), Rough Sex (receiving), rubbing a hard cock through jeans in public (giving), Scratching, Sensual Domination (receiving), Sexual Slavery (giving), Slapping (receiving), Sluts, Snuggling (everything to do with it), Spanking (receiving), Squirting (everything to do with it), Strap-ons (receiving), submission (receiving), Swallowing (everything to do with it), Swallowing Cum, Talking Dirty (receiving), Threesomes (everything to do with it), Throat Fucking (receiving), Touching, Toys (everything to do with it), Trust, Uncut Cock, Vibrators, watching your partner's face as they come (everything to do with it), women dominating women (receiving), Yes, Sir. (giving)
Curious About: Blindfolds, Bondage (receiving), Brats (giving), Choking Play, Cock Milking (giving), ***, Depilation/Shaving (receiving), Discipline (receiving), Face Fucking (everything to do with it), Gagging/***d by Cock (everything to do with it), Hotwife (everything to do with it), making subs eat cum filled pussy (everything to do with it), Male Authority, Manhandling, Triple Penetration